Acronym

Badwater Description

Name

Job

BSA

Security Advisor

Bendeleezezza Rice

Fly zipper

BSD

Secretary of Depends

Ronald Dumbsfield

Diaper service

BBI

Bureau of Information

Baghdad Bob

Tapes and lies

BIA

Intelligence Agency

Baghdad Bob-again

Misinformation

BEPA

Environmental Protection Agency

Al Bore

Brine ponds

BEMA

Emergency Management Agency

Pfizer Labs

Preparation H

BATF

Alcohol Tobacco Firearms

Rolling Stones

Drug testing

BTSB

Traffic and Safety Board

Evel Knievel

Ariels

BDOT

Department of Transportation

Dale Earnhardt

Speed bumps

BMC

Mafia Connections

Benito Corleone

Godfather

BGAO

General Accounting Office

Arturo Anderson

Bribes

BST/R

Secretary of Treasury/Reserve

Allen Greenspam

Tax evasion

BHSO

Homeland Sobriety

Dom Bridge

Breath test

BDL

Department of Labor

Braxton-Hicks

False labor

BCF&S

Council on Fitness and Sports

A Schwarzenator

Steroids

BSS

Secretary of State

Colon Bowel

Men’s room

BDJ

Department of Justice

Strong Thurman

Terrorism

BAG

Attorney General

Jon Bashcroft

Affirmative action

BDEA

Drug Enforcement Agency

Puph Daddy

Doing lines

BAA

Aviation Administration

Amelia Airhart

Crop dusting

BCSJ

Chief of Staff Joints

Phillip Morris

No smoking

BINS

Immigration and Customs Control

Rod Serling

Aliens/UFOs

BCC

Communications Commission

Marconi

Cell phones

BDA

Department of Agriculture

Martha Steward

Potting plants

BDI

Department of Interior

Mortons

Salt flats

BUAW

United Auto Workers: AFL/CIO

Jimmy Hoffah

Tour buses

BRA

Rifle Association

Charleton Wesson

Squirt guns

BCTV

Court TV

Nancy Brace

Kobe updates

BHUD

Housing and Urban Development

Donald Trunk

Picnic table

BMTV

Media Television

Dixie Chucks

Cancelled

BDE

Department of Education

Al Sharpetongue

Graffiti cleanup

BLC

Legal Council

Johnnie Cockrun

Profiling

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Berry Schekel

DNA evidence

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F. Lee Ballsy

Side bar

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Robert Schapeero

Race card

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Dr. Peter Leigh

Decomposition

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Jerry Suspence

Smooth talk

BHHS  

Health and Human Services

Dr. Kevorkian

Autopsy duty

BAC

Animal Control

Geoff Corwin

Pit vipers

BWM

Waste Management

Osama bin Layin

Latrine duty

BDF

Department of Forestry

Paul Bunyan

Eye on Blue Ox

BEDD

Employment Development Dept

Medi-Cal recipients

Food stamps

BWS

Weather Service

Weather Channel

Hot air

BEA

Economic Advisor

Estaban Forbes

Tax evasion

BDE

Department of Energy

Spender Abraham

Candles

BAEC

Atomic Energy Commission

Burner von Brawn

Neutrons

BERC

Energy Regulatory Commission

Edison Company

Last Energy grid

BERC

Electric Reliability Council

Alex G. Bell

Lightning strikes

BPA

Power Authority

Ever Ready

LED lights

BDP

Department of Prostitution

Tidy Fleiss

Condoms

BUSP

Undersecretary of Prostitution

Waskevich & Sons

Levitation

BCLU

Civil Liberties Union

Malcom XXX

Drive bys

BSPCA

Soc Prevention Cruelty Animals

Rod Knee King

Batons

BPA

Port Authority

Tor Heyerdoll

Marina

BOAA

Oceanic & Atmospheric Admin

Bull Halsey

Brine shrimp

BADFL

Anti-Deformation League

Benny Sinn

Crusade

BCDC

Christian Defense Coalition

David

Sling shot

BTC

Trade Commission

Mark Rich

Swiss bank acct

BFTA

Free Trade Agreement

Cesar Chavez

Borax works

BPP

Priorities Project

Marta Bucket

Opera house

BSEC

Securities & Exchange Comm

Longstreet Casino

Insider trading

BBIA

Bureau of Indian Affairs

Mr/MrsSacajawea

Lottery & slots

BGC

Gaming Commission

Shoshones

Bingo, keno, slots

BMA

Motorists Association

Rich Petty

Speed traps

BCSI

Computer Security Institute

Blaster Hanson

Worms & spiders

BCSI

Crime Scene Investigation

Elliot Gness

Gun shot residue

BSO

Special Operations

Harmony Borax

Wagon train

BCC

Central Command (Centcom)

DV 49ers

Encampment

BMIA

Missing In Action

Manley Party

Cannibalism

BVFW

Veterans of Foreign Wars

Jon McCann

Al Qaeda

BFRC

Foreign Relations Committee

Clue Clux Clan

Interrogations

BWI

Weapons Inspector

Franz Blicx

Squirt guns

BCO

Covert Operations

Rat Pack

Home invasion

BWCTU

Women’s Christian Temperance

Banger Sisters

Minipads

BAFF

Association of Firefighters

Curt Russell

Backdraft

BOOC

Olympic Organizing Committee

Pheidippides

Torch relay

BAIB

Accident Investigation Board

NASCAR

Vibration strips

BBA

Broadcasters Association

Larry Flint

Porn bites

BFAC

Foreign Affairs Correspondent

Woody Alan

Nitty gritty

BASA

Aeronautics and Space Admin

Right Brothers

Barrell rolls

BTBTO

Tidal Basin Treaty Organization

Fred Harvey Comp

Bed tax

BESA

Endangered Species Act

AdventureCORPS

Badwater Runners

BMFA

Marine Fisheries Service

Jock Cousteaux

Pup fish

BCSS

Center for Strategic Studies

Miss Muffet

Tuffet

BCID

Center for Strategic Diseases

Dr. Germ

Anthrax

BHO

Health Organization

Mr. Clean

Handi Wipes

BWRP

Witness Relocation Program

Jon Gotty

Aliases

BWNRC

Nuclear Regulatory Commission

Ari Flyswatter

Fly swatting No See-ums

On Mt Whitney  Runners legs

BFBI

Federal Bureau of Investigation

Muhammed Atta

Take offs of  Styrofoam

Cooler tops

BCIA

Central Intelligence Agency

Sara Fleischman

Buttering up SPF applications

And other cover-ups

BTSB

Transportation And Safety Board

Bin Laden

Sveryone

Landings of  Styrofoam

Cooler Tops

BFTC

Federal Trade Commission

Michael Bloomers

Proper Undergarmant

Fitting Socks

BHUD

Housing and Urban Development

Donald Rump

Toppling Sage Brush

for further elimination